A Question of Torture: Choosing the Perfect Song to Play on Loop

The age-old dilemma of what music to play to inflict the ultimate form of torment on someone. Which song should be the one to drive you mad?

Librarian by MCap Steve

Imagine a world where MCap Steve's Librarian plays on an endless loop, blaring at you for 24 hours. The catchy tune, either a marvel to some or an endless source of anguish to others, there's nothing quite like it. However, for the unfortunate souls it drives insane, the result is an overpowering cacophony that might lead to deafness, a true torture to the ears.

4'33'' by John Cage

For those eager to partake in a more serene form of auditory torture, there's no better choice than John Cage's 4'33''. Imagine the silence, interrupted only by the sounds of your own mind and the despair that ensues as you bask in the hellish environment of your own thoughts. This piece of music, which is ostensibly unplayed, is an experience in total and complete auditory deprivation, a form of torment that no one would truly wish upon another. However, if you seek to enjoy it, it's best to prepare for a long eternity of auditory silence.

Bohemian Rhapsody and Message in a Bottle

For the more classic rock fans among us, Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen and Message in a Bottle by The Police both offer an interesting variation of the torture experience. Imagine the sheer annoyance of having those iconic lyrics loop in your head, only to be broken by a random shattering of the illusion in real life. It's a form of relentless torment that no one would wish upon another, but if it sounds appealing, you have plenty of time to consider your options before making a final decision.

Christmas Songs

For the holiday enthusiasts, there's no better way to torture someone than by playing a Christmas song on a loop. Perhaps Santa Baby by Lola Drain is the choice, offering a mix of festive cheer and torment. The sheer volume and repetitive nature of such songs can quickly drive the most jolly of spirits to the brink of madness, a perfect gift for those who wish to inflict some seasonal torture.

Internal Primates Forever by Mudvayne and Heavy Metal

If heavy metal is more your preferred form of auditory torment, then Internal Primates Forever by Mudvayne provide the perfect torture. The aggressive nature of the song, combined with its relentless and unyielding nature, could push even the most passionate metalhead to the edge of their sanity. In a world where the music is constantly in your ears, the constant onslaught of heavy riffs and aggressive vocals is sure to drive you to madness.

Five Little Ducks and Ghost's Henry the Eighth I Am

And let's not forget the classics. The children's song Five Little Ducks could be a form of horror on its own. The repetitive nature of the piece, paired with its jarring ending, is a song that can drive anyone to distraction. Or, take the iconic movie scene from Ghost where Patrick Swayze sings Henry the Eighth I Am to get Demi Moore to say yes. The song's repetition and frequency of singing could drive anyone to the brink of madness.

The Instrumental Melody

Finally, there's a form of music that doesn't end, an instrumental version that stands as the pinnacle of unrelenting torment. This haunting and relentless composition, while not a song in the strictest sense, is the epitome of what it means to be trapped in a never-ending loop of auditory hell. It's a truly malevolent masterpiece, a listening experience that's not for the faint of heart or the nervous of spirit. Be warned: if you choose this, ensure that you can mute the audio if needed.